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Jack:  Got a nasty catalog on my desk this morning.  Could be an all-day sucker.  Aaaack!
Jill:  Is it the gun catalog you’re working on this weekend?
Jack:  Yep.
Jill:  At first I thought you were telling me you got a “nasty” catalog in the mail this morning, not to work on.
Jack:  I wish.   I want the all-day sucker from THAT catalog!
Jill:  I know.  You couldn’t make any money on getting that kind of catalog in the mail. That’s the bright side.
Jack:  True.  I’d just LOSE money.
Jill:  True.
Jack:  Speaking of…did you find a place to buy your fuck machine?
Jill:  I can’t afford one of those.  Sticking with the organic kind, for now, as well as the battery operated kind.
Jack:  Organic: good one.

smutgasboard:

Jack:  Got a nasty catalog on my desk this morning.  Could be an all-day sucker.  Aaaack!

Jill:  Is it the gun catalog you’re working on this weekend?

Jack:  Yep.

Jill:  At first I thought you were telling me you got a “nasty” catalog in the mail this morning, not to work on.

Jack:  I wish.   I want the all-day sucker from THAT catalog!

Jill:  I know.  You couldn’t make any money on getting that kind of catalog in the mail. That’s the bright side.

Jack:  True.  I’d just LOSE money.

Jill:  True.

Jack:  Speaking of…did you find a place to buy your fuck machine?

Jill:  I can’t afford one of those.  Sticking with the organic kind, for now, as well as the battery operated kind.

Jack:  Organic: good one.


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